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fordashy smashes bitches

a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal
fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch
by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022
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Ford Mustard

A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD
by W1MPYKD June 4, 2023
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Warren Ford

1. An Australian word for a white English man.
2. Generally has a mistekn sense of self, often confusing himself for a "Craig David".

3. Holds himself in high-esteem, holds himself out in society to be a man of importance (e.g. like a pilot)
"What a Warren Ford"

"OMG that kills me. He just acted like the biggest Warren Ford"

"Stop it, stop it. You're being such a fuckig Warren Ford"
by Matthew_37 October 28, 2009
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Lifted ford

A truck driven by men wearing Oakley sunglasses and tapout shirts that beat their wives, usually are driven by men with small penises and are compensating for this by driving a big truck. Also driven by bruised and abused women whose husbands own the truck
MAN LOOK AT THAT Lifted Ford ITS SO FUCKING GAY!!!!!
by Tommyboi August 6, 2015
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Sam Ford

Likes sucking Andrew's cock while touching cummy pubes.
by Sam Ford November 3, 2020
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shots.fired.at.pietro

the best mutual on tiktok, very funny and kind. also very pretty, she makes everyone's day better.
omg did you see shots.fired.at.pietro's new edit!? they're so talented. I'm happy to be mutuals with them.
by pietrosfavgirl February 11, 2022
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Spring-Ford White

Describing a white kid in suburban Pennsylvania, specifically one who is rich and/or entitled. Usually a closet racist who refuses to admit that their aversion to black people, especially those who embody traditional black traits (braids, beads, curls), is morally wrong.
That girl is so bad”
Yeah but shes Spring-Ford white”
by sincerelyablackgirl August 10, 2022
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