aeroplane food

1. Something the airlines use as an excuse to charge you more.

2. A plastic container with words like 'Chicken and Rice', or 'Cottage Pie' printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.

3. A potent diarrhetic and/or poison. With this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.

Passenger: "Oh Stewardess, there's a rat in my aeroplane food!"
Flight Stewardess: "No sir, that IS your aeroplane food."

BA, BOAC and Cathay Pacific all serve 'aeroplane food'.

by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006

food-cockblock

When someone or something blocks you from eating when you ar hungry as fuck

Just as Dylan and Vince were about to go eat, Calvin stepped in and imposed a food-cockblock with conversation.

by DC94s July 6, 2011

Recycled food

It's good for the environment, and OK for you.

Be kind and peaceful to each other, eat recycled food.

by Hyper-Yotta Mac May 3, 2009

Food Sack

Joe-slang for stomach

That sandwitch feels good in my food sack

by Joe December 4, 2003

chinese food

eats from china

that chinese food sure does look good.

by JumboJimboFat March 21, 2003

food stamps

A form of government currency nationally known to lower income class families to purchase food and food products but surprisingly, are used by the wealthy as well.

Checkout Clerk: How will you be paying for this Maam?

Wealthy Chick: (Whispers) "food stamps" and brings out her card like it was a debit card. She's pays for the food and the bag boy takes it to her Mercedez SLK and she drives off.

by Cerebus October 24, 2004

Food Porn

Noun.
Food Porn is any type of media that shows exceptionally delicious food. It is displayed in such a way that just the way it is spread out, or how the light hits it, leaves the observer going:

"Ohmygod. Get in me, but don't make me fat."

Person: Ohmygawd, that high quality picture of Nutella on a spoon made my ovaries explode! It's shameless Food Porn & I need it.

by foodpornographer June 23, 2012