Floridia Coastline

A Flordia coastline is when someone uses a bathroom and before taking a dump stuffs the toilet with toiletpaper, takes a dump leaving it resting ontop of the paper creating a horrible odor, duplicating a refugee on a raft. Tan, floating and smelly

Joe: oh my god what is that smell in the office! Jimbo: ha ha ha I left a Floridia coastline in the bathroom. Joe: That was a good one!

by Brian Mars December 20, 2008

florida southern

Florida southern is a college in the middle of Florida. Located in Lakeland, the only reason you will attend this school is if you play a sport or if you are in Greek life. On the weekends you can drink alone in your apartment or go to the infamous kaus which is the only 18 and older bar. Basically this school leads to enormous amounts of regret and you'll wish you went to FSU instead. Go mocs!

You go to Florida southern? Isn't that a dry campus?

by Blackmagic777 January 12, 2016

Floridong

A nickname for the state of Florida.

The last time I was in Floridong, I got white girl wasted!

by Machtung August 2, 2019

florida orange

When you don't wash your balls for about three weeks, causing your pubes to turn a certain color, then tea-bagging a girl.

James: Damn did you see me tea bag that girl?
Rick: Hell ya she got that florida orange!

by Thomas Ricciardi February 5, 2008

florida

(FLOOR-I-DUH)The direct result of allowing white trash to control/run a state.Also a state full of specific examples on how to THOROUGHLY F$#K most ANYTHING up beyond the realm of normal screw ups,and without ANY possibility of repairing the screw ups.

When the 9/11 terrorists wanted to get their pilot's licenses and legal papers they went to the stupidest state in the country,Florida.Due to the fact that Florida is ALWAYS concerned with the wrong thing.Instead of worrying about the safety of the country,the dumb red-necks were concerned with the money they were going to make.

by Anthony Buonaiuto May 20, 2008

University of Florida

An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.

With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.

by Bill May 2, 2004

Florida Feet

When your feet look like you live in a trailer park after walking anywhere In Florida without shoes on.

Brooke, I left my shoes at the beach and walked back to your house, look at my florida feet.

by Shawn Parent April 5, 2008