Floodbaiting

When you sometimes connect to multiplayer servers a preinstalled program will add malicious software to your pc.

Jimmy connected to a Quake server the other week, the server owner totally floodbaited him!
His pc was chockfull of Malware, Rootkits and even a RAT module!

Damn, that sucks man! Floodbaiting is nasty!

by ITWizKidIcarus January 21, 2018

Flodger

A person who can’t stop wiggling about

STOP THAT FLODGER! THEY KEEP WIGGLING!

by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018

Flodgecan

A kitchen table lookalike

“OMG YOU ARE SUCH A FLODGECAN U LOOK JUST LIKE MY TABLE!”

by Nia brocoli February 21, 2018

Flond

When a smooth pond is surrounded by a flat area after a flood.

Sean: “Dude, look at that giant flond that formed from all the rain!”

by asdf5678 May 7, 2018

Flooded

when there's so many possible answers you do not know where to begin.

I don't know man I'm flooded!

by Rooster j July 22, 2018

flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano

Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."

by BShaeffer September 21, 2018

Floodite Gems

'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.

Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!

by starlessgolightly October 2, 2018