anus flap

A flap of skin protruding from the anus hole.

"You fucking anus flap" - To abuse/take piss out of a fellow human.

by CPJP October 12, 2007

Shit Flaps

A derogatory term used when someone finds themselves in an unfortunate situation. Often paired with the words Holy and Fucking.

Dave: look what happened when i dipped my cock in sulphuric acid.

Bob: HOLY FUCKING SHIT FLAPS!

by Gerbert_Miller January 12, 2009

lap flap

the flaps found inside numerous magazines that fall out onto your lap usually asking you to resubscribe or to buy a certain product

person 1: *reading magazine* holly sh!t what the f*ck was that thing on my f*cking leg!!!!
person 2: dude calm down its just a lap flap....p*ssy

by my name is a secret shhhh September 02, 2010

tadder flaps

A women's breasts in motion. a.k.a. Bouncing boobs.

Damn that girls tadder flaps have some serious kick. Look their even gaining altitude.

by nevsky September 12, 2006

dyke flapping

When ones vaginal flaps corresponds with another persons viginal flap in a sexual manner.
(in other words lesbian sex)

Betty:"I was round Gertrude's last night and we got up to a little bit of dyke flapping"

Wendy:"That sounds flaptastic"

by Dippy Ceri May 07, 2008

gird flap

A piece of dangling skin attached to a woman's labia. Often resembeling a piece of beef jerky yet shaped like a third lip like attachment.

L Skagg: "Hey Bleet... I'd like to spread Suzy and give her a good rogering!"

Bleet: "I dunno L Skagg. Johnny said Suzy has a gird flap the size of a roast beef!"

by L Skagg November 30, 2005

steak flaps

Big meaty flaps, juicy and large

Damn dales mum has a mean set of steak flaps there flapping in the wind!

by dale list May 27, 2006