anus flap

A flap of skin protruding from the anus hole.

"You fucking anus flap" - To abuse/take piss out of a fellow human.

by CPJP October 28, 2007

lap flap

the flaps found inside numerous magazines that fall out onto your lap usually asking you to resubscribe or to buy a certain product

person 1: *reading magazine* holly sh!t what the f*ck was that thing on my f*cking leg!!!!
person 2: dude calm down its just a lap flap....p*ssy

by my name is a secret shhhh September 2, 2010

Shit Flaps

A derogatory term used when someone finds themselves in an unfortunate situation. Often paired with the words Holy and Fucking.

Dave: look what happened when i dipped my cock in sulphuric acid.

Bob: HOLY FUCKING SHIT FLAPS!

by Gerbert_Miller January 12, 2009

tadder flaps

A women's breasts in motion. a.k.a. Bouncing boobs.

Damn that girls tadder flaps have some serious kick. Look their even gaining altitude.

by nevsky September 12, 2006

gird flap

A piece of dangling skin attached to a woman's labia. Often resembeling a piece of beef jerky yet shaped like a third lip like attachment.

L Skagg: "Hey Bleet... I'd like to spread Suzy and give her a good rogering!"

Bleet: "I dunno L Skagg. Johnny said Suzy has a gird flap the size of a roast beef!"

by L Skagg December 1, 2005

dyke flapping

When ones vaginal flaps corresponds with another persons viginal flap in a sexual manner.
(in other words lesbian sex)

Betty:"I was round Gertrude's last night and we got up to a little bit of dyke flapping"

Wendy:"That sounds flaptastic"

by Dippy Ceri May 7, 2008

steak flaps

Big meaty flaps, juicy and large

Damn dales mum has a mean set of steak flaps there flapping in the wind!

by dale list May 30, 2006