fapsplosion 

When one faps so much their human form ceases to exist in the wake of a concussive force of jizzjuice and meatsauce everywhere like jerking off a bottle of nitroglycerin

Person #1: "hey brah i was on Ninja Girl Rachels site and i had to pull myself away before I fapsploded all over the fuckin place like an IED"

Person #2: "damn man you've got willpower. i lost two brothers and my dog to that site. all died of fapsplosion"

fapsplosion by section9 November 30, 2010

pizza flap 

the result of eating fresh out of the oven pizza too fast causing the top layer of skin to burn off of your mouth. Said skin proceeds to fall off of both gums and roof and hang down.

Bagel pizzas are the worst for pizza flap.

LOL! YOU GOT PIZZA FLAP!

dude, my mouth feels like an old ladies flappy face.

pizza flap by KZB April 3, 2008

flagstaff 

Northern Arizona city where the bike trails outnumber the roads, and the people that swear by them are higher than the elevation. Plenty of trees to hug.. why can't we all just be friends?

i goed to skool in flagstaf and i terned out okay!

flagstaff by steve March 27, 2005

Flap-Stache 

A mustache with long flowing locks straight down with no part. Hanging below the lower lip; a hair curtain for the mouth.

The man tucked his flap-stache behind his ear so he could eat.

Flap-Stache by PMoore630 July 28, 2009

Fapspiration 

The thing or person to which one faps.

"Dude, Dirty 'Stasia was fapspiration last night."

"Ew, bro. Mine was Sammie T."

"Good call."

Fapspiration by SexyBear June 2, 2012

Flaishted 

Male/Female, Flailing while shit-faced and shwasted.

"Dude did you see those two chicks, they were flailing inside Walmart at 4 in the morning and they looked really shit faced and shwasted they were f-ing flaishted."

Flaishted by $MONEY$ October 16, 2012

Flap Wedged Eagle 

Someone who wears ridiculously short shorts, therefore giving oneself a fanny wedgie, with an alluring hint of flap

Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .

When you go to an electro festival and you spot one, you say to your mate "flap wedged Eagles passing by" and you both turn and check out her ass outside her wedgie shorts with an alluring hint of flap

Flap Wedged Eagle by Fanny Dicksin January 12, 2013