Kiddy Fiddler

Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.

911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"

by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019

Kiddy Fiddler

A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.

Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER

by Swinzinho April 27, 2019

Bitch Fiddle

A derogatory term toward a standard 6-string guitar by someone who plays a guitar with 7 or more strings.

My Dean ML Modified 8 8-string would smash that fuckin bitch fiddle.

by Kung Fu Underwear Dogface Ninj October 29, 2019

fiddlesticks

a word that means jack shit even though it's supposed to be something you say when you mess up. IT'S NOT A SAYING!

you dumbass, fiddlesticks isn't a word, you deserve two kicks in the ass

by iamthezebra August 15, 2010

Fiddler on the roof

A pedophile that hides on the rooftops waiting to fiddle unsuspecting little boys.

Oh shit the fiddler on the roof buggered poor timmy.

by Poepholl Pilot October 16, 2020

Fiddle sticking

When an old man is trying to pee outside in the winter but it recoils everytime he starts peeing causing him to fiddle around longer than normal

Pops quit fiddle sticking around and go already so we can leave .

by Philbo satterbama September 26, 2022

Kiddie fiddler

This is BEKAHS best friend she has known him for ages and loves him very much!!! He talks to little kids and also bekah!!

BEKAHS bestie is the kiddie fiddler✌🏻

by RRSMEMBER April 16, 2019