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ship of feceus

A large project that was approached as a series of small, incremental changes, even when illogical to do so. Commonly found in DIY repair or Software Development.
My father decided to renovate the kitchen in stages, so we have tile from the 60s, a fridge from the 70s, a counter from the 80s, and only half of the floor has hardwood. The rest is patched together linoleum. It's a real Ship of Feceus
by Whargarble October 14, 2017
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ur species feces

the WORST roast in history of roasts. this roast will end anyone’s career you choose to end.
sexually confused person: “ur mom gay”
me, an intellectual: “ur sister a mister”
sexually confused person: “ur family tree LGBT”
me, an intellectual: “ur species feces”
*sexually confused person’s body explodes into a million pieces and dies a brutal death and his heart is shattered into smitherines.
by vloneslatt May 21, 2018
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The Electric Fence

A sexual act where a man and a woman are having sex. While she is riding him, just at the moment she’s about to climax he hits her with a taser and they both get a wonderful electric surprise.

That girl wants it so bad that she’d probably do an electric fence!
Hey bro, this girl was so sick she didn’t even get mad when I did the Electric fence!
by Blongsta December 6, 2019
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Fencer

A girl that is ideal because she is similar enough to you to marry but culturally, mentally or physically different and is not connected to your group of friends or local community . She is usually hotter, smarter and a lot less maintenance than the usual girls you date.
If you want some new blood in your group, you should date a fencer.
by ArtofAwesome April 26, 2012
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Femcel

The actual definition.

Is a woman that doesn't have the IT factor (certain qualities) that would make a man want to commit to her via a relationship. Also known as a rejected female.

Other reasons:
1. Has high qualities and high expectations for a partner. Delusional thinks a handsome settles for her and yet he has many options.

2. Has low qualities low expectations. Settles for anybody. Desperate. Settles for bums.

3. Wants a guy that just wants sex. Most guys just want sex and the writing is on the wall.

4. She maybe obese and needs to work on herself and heal. Desperate for love.

5. Could just be an average nice girl who that guys look over, but not for sex. Sad, but men have high expectations too.

Women from all walks of life have experienced being a femcel in one point of time from 0's to 5 and to 10's.

Men from ugly to average to handsome reject these girls, but want sex.

The difference between a incel and femcel is their access to intimacy and sex. Incels cannot get sex , but femcels can.

Femcels are usually used for sex no matter how pretty they are or ugly they are.

Taylor Swift is a good example of a femcel.

Tommi Lauren is also a good example of a femcel.

Whoopee Goldberg had gotten married 3 times is not a femcel.

Tammy for 1000 pound sisters is no longer a femcel.
Donna: Thats girl is pretty yet men just use her as a cum rag.
Cam: See it doesn't just happen to ugly girls or obese chicks.
Donna: she needs some self esteem and therapy. She might end up becoming bitter like a femcel.
by JARAJAY November 14, 2021
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Femcel

Commonly found in obscure forums and social media echo chambers.
Femcels come out of the woodwork online where they sensationalise and stereotype all their radical views.

There are 2 species categorised:

- "Mimi" Femcel
An over privileged, entitled girl/women, where any minor inconvenience in life is seen as instant mysogyny and cataclysmic oppression. Usually found in Starbucks, living off daddy's life style funds.

- "Troll" Femcel
Devoid of any redeeming physical features and the personality of a mangled plank, the lack of male attention has turned them into social vindictive warriors.
These women will slander normal "pickme" girls out of envy, but most importantly, all their problems are caused by men and the patriarchy.

Both of these femcels live in an alternative reality, where they see themselves as the eternal victims, and men the ultimate foe - ignoring actual facts, and cherry picking statistics.

As a femcel your duties are to persecute men, daily, create false narratives and blame men for all problems.
*Starbucks*

Linda (Femcel): "Please check your privilege and stop raping me. "

Mike: "Sorry mam, I just serve tea here"

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James: "My homie killed himself after Afghanistan"

Brenda (Femcel): "I broke my nail last week I'm not complaining. Men be oppressors #killallmen"
by Cumbaja December 7, 2021
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ferbert

A Hot Carl delivered to the belly
button of the recepient.
Man, we were getting into it all hot
and heavy the other night and Stacey
asked me if I wanted a hot carl but I
told her I wanted a ferbert instead.
by Nathan McGinty May 3, 2005
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