lakin faced

to be so drunk that one cannot function

last night i drank a 30 stone and a 5th of captain, needless to say i was lakin faced

by Andy Whalen December 26, 2007

scum-sucking bottom feeder

The lowest form of life.

He was someone even the skankiest woman would not even so much as speak to; a scum-sucking bottom feeder who was not permitted in decent society.

by Marlaette May 26, 2008

Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

by Sam1200 April 24, 2008

do not feed the metroids

a simple statement, warding off those who think metriods are cute, and look hungry. metroids feed off of the life forces of other living creatures. feeding them your rations might reek havoc upon thier specialized digestive systems. also, if a metroid sucessfully recieves energy from any meal, it grows in size and strength. so by feeding a metroid in a holding tank, you are helping it escape.

if you are stupid enough to want to feed a metroid, why dont you just jump in the tank , and let it eat you?

by alex r June 4, 2005

cunt faced cunt

An ambitious young adult, usually college-educated, living in or near a large city. They look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list.

"Look at that cunt faced cunt over there drinking all the mojito's"

by Craig Mac February 13, 2008

Open-faced roast beef sandwich

A vagina with large inner lips, that extend past the outer lips.

Her reminded me of an open-faced roast beef sandwich so much that I just had to eat it.

by hr-rp January 5, 2007

two faceded

A fake or phony person who smiles in your face while planning to stab you in the back

Oh, well she told me she hated her. Now they a couple!! She two faceded as hell.

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