Family Joyride

when you 3d print two dildos and put them on the two front seats of your car and fucken sit on them so it goes up your asshole and then go for a joyride. Then about every hour or so you switch seats so everyone gets a go ;)

Alright gang, it's time for our annual family joyride gangbang

by Yeahtheboys1123 August 19, 2021

Family Barbeque

An orgy that involves the use of certain foods, like corn on the cob, hot dogs, and/or sausages

Dude, I was over this girl's huge Fourth of July party, after a few drinks, a total family barbeque broke out! I had ketchup all over me!

by Pienipples October 23, 2011

Throke Family

When 2 people get married and have twins named Bret and Anastasia and their dogs get married and have 3 puppies named Butterscotch, Batman and Princess. They also have a Ferret named Milo.

"Omg, did you see the Throke Family?!"
"I know right!? The parents are such a good couple!"

by _Ash_13 May 13, 2021

this is a family establishment

A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.

(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

Family Guy

A cartoon that was awesome. Especially the early seasons where Peter was still retarded, but didn't act all childish, Brian was the voice of reason for Peter instead of a liberal douche, Stewie being evil and wanting to kill Lois, Cleveland was around, and Lois wasn't a terrible mother.

Person 1: Wanna watch some Family Guy?

Person 2: If you're talking the earlier seasons, for sure!

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

school family

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc

"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."

by stevonniemahniverse July 17, 2015

Dollhouse Family

The kind of family that looks perfect on the outside but you dont wanna know what its rlly like. Look up Dollhouse by Melodie Martinez. Read the lyrics and you'll understand.

I feel so bad for that girl shes caught in a dollhouse Family.

by Dictionaryuser09 December 6, 2020