Old Faithful

The act of ejaculating semen on another's rectum then demanding that the person upon which ejaculation occurred must pass gas immediately. Ejaculator then looks at clock and says, "right on time."

Little Tim gave Sally the good ole' Old Faithful last night.

by bobbyz18 June 17, 2011

Old Faithful

The act off nutting (ejaculating) inside someone's mouth while they are on their back then stomping on their stomach. Those wearing a Used Poncho can avoid the geyser's angry eruption.

My girlfriend took one in the mouth from me last night so I stomped on her stomach, thus completing the Old Faithful. Wish I would've had a used poncho on...

by Brettford January 7, 2013

Old Faithful

A sexual act. It is when you pour an entire bottle of lube into a girls ass. Then, upon the first thrust, the lube sprays out like a geyser.

"Whats all that lube for"

"Yellowstone, here we come, Old faithful, baby."

by AsevenX88 August 16, 2011

faith-avertive

Someone who is allergic to religion

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive

by tory borty December 31, 2012

Derrick and Faith

A Very sweet couple who has been through alot but has made it together,these two are soulmates!

"Have you seen Derrick and Faith;arnt they a awesome couple"

by Raven Gunn September 16, 2021

faith west

a big whore. such a slut, is a pornstar and will try to get with you man

omg faith west is such a whore, she should be a pornstar

by Gummyworms😂 April 19, 2020

faith-baiting

1. To avoid responsibility for one's actions or deflect responsibility for another's actions by claiming religious persecution.

2. To advance a political agenda by claiming those opposed to it are engaging in religious persecution.

1. Joe Doe was fired from his popular reality show for engaging in inappropriate conduct with a staffer. Senator John Roe talks about his strong faith-based values and suggests Joe is being persecuted because of his faith, thereby engaging in faith-baiting.

2. Presidential candidate Robert Jones spoke at a rally stating that his constituents inability to impose their religious beliefs on others constituted the start of religious persecution, thereby engaging in faith-baiting.

by Head of the Maids' Union October 22, 2015