puppydog eyes

Big dark eyes that express emotion and make you want to melt. Also known as Cam's eyes.

Cam is sooo cute, he has such puppy dog eyes!

by Ally April 4, 2004

japs eye

the tiny hole at the end of the penis, resembles eye of person of japanese extraction.

He fucked a melon and got some seeds stuck in his japs eye

by lannery May 13, 2005

eye bleach

a product used on the eyes when disturbing content, in line with internet rule 34, has been viewed and cleansing is necessary. steel wool may also be applied in severe cases.

"Damn it, the image of it is burned into my eyes!"
"Quick, use the eye bleach to remove"

by tad2020 September 6, 2006

short-eye

Every parent knows what short-eyes means. It's that weird man (or woman) who doesn't look the parent in the eye, but instead looks down to stare at the children. In prison, it refers to a pedo.

Husband: Did you see that weird dude looking down at our little Suzy ???
Wife: I did. He's definitely a short-eye.
Husband: Should I kick the pedo's ass ?
Wife: Let's just get the hell outta here before he comes back !

by Coma-doof warrior May 26, 2017

Clear Eyes

God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.

I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

googalie eyes

Eyes that roll around in your head. Often found on dolls, muppets, etc. You can buy a box of them at most craft stores in varying sizes. This word was used on Sesame Street.

My god, look at that crazy drunk pirate's googalie eye!

by Doctor Fishopoulis March 31, 2004

McBrown-eye

To go to a fast food drive through window and have a backseat passenger moon and spread butt cheeks revealing the brown eye to the unsuspecting fast food employee.

Mike and I McBrown-eyed two Taco Bells and a Burger King last night.

by Nate Bummler November 21, 2007