elephant bukkake

what Ill Community poster Parallel Thymes would do for a klondike bar

"Parallel said he just enjoyed an elephant bukkake. Right, Parallel?"

"glug glug..."

SMH

by e2s wins again March 3, 2010

elephant jockey

a black south african or indonesian mainly a derogatory term used to describe black people from the mentioned countries

look at that fucken elephant jockey

by bannana man February 18, 2007

Elephant Punch

A sexual act in which an uncircumcised male, while receiving oral sex, pulls out from his partner's mouth, and, in one movement, uses his penis to hit his partner in the nose while ejaculating on his partner's face

While watching election night results and getting head, Todd decided to go with the Republican Whammy, and gave Sara an Elephant Punch just as he came in her eye.

by Palinsluvr December 10, 2010

purple elephant

A definition used to describe drunk elephants that are not secure in the restictions of the law.

If an elephant drinks more than 30 units of alchol, he is a purple elephant.

Sarge: We've got another purple elephant loose in the Zoo. Damn those Japanese tourists!

by jimmieeeeee August 27, 2005

elephant ears

A term used by musicians to describe one who excels at learning music by ear.

That dude has some serious elephant ears

by Radix October 16, 2005

dead elephant

A sports team, player, boss, or coworker that's so incompetent, they stink like the rotting corpse of a dead elephant.

I've been a fan of theirs since Roberto Clemente roamed Forbes Field, but today's dead elephant Pittsburgh Pirates are the laughing stock of MLB.

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 7, 2010

Brown Elephant

Fat person rolling in poop

George was such a brown elephant today! He rolled around in feces and santorum all day. He likes it dirty.

by Brownsantorum June 5, 2011