East Islip

A town in Suffolk County on Long Island, NY. A wealthy or upper middle class town in the Township of Islip. The nicest and most expensive areas are south of Main Street(Montauk Hwy). They Include areas such as Great River, The Moorings, Percy Williams Cove, Hollins Lane, Blackmore Lane and Meadow Farm Road, in which most houses range from $850,000 to $5,000,000. Though it seems perfect it is very segregated in the neighborhoods, it is 96.5% caucasian. The average income in $93,854. Islip Terrace, like Great River, is a hamlet in East islip, but Islip Terrace is more Middle class than upper middle or wealthy. It is neighboring Central Islip, which isn't the nicest town, but Islip Terrace keeps it class as it is also a nice town. East Islip is an athletic and competitive town as well as academic, its schools are rated 9.1 out of 10 which is pretty good. The towns rival in sports is West Islip and there is always something going on at events involving the two towns. Overall East Islip is a great town on the bay to live in.

East Islip a nice town on the bay.

by ILoveLongIsland January 24, 2010

Eastchester

Every person in "E hood" is a 2 timing asshole, and no one1 shud be trusted. Every girl is a slut who seem to like being abused, because every single one is going out with a total douchebag. The cops are total dicks, but not nearly as bad as the people IN CHARGE of the cops, they're the reason police officers in this town have nothing better to do then tell kids to stop standing in front of places. Now, the town itself is boring as fuck. There is NOTHING to do in Eastchester, which is why 90% of the youth is either drunk or high, or both. There is nothing but banks, gas stations, convienance stores, and fucking parks in Eastchester. Now, let's talk about the groups. First is the punks, a bunch of 13 year olds who hate everyone cuz they didn't get what they wanted for X-mas, so they pretend to be edgy and rough, when really they listen to bands like Nickelback. Then you have the skaters, fucken losers who failed school and do nothing but smoke pot and skate. Very few can skate. I guess I should mention the "metal" crew, bassically 7 or 8 assholes that have like 50 bands between eachother. And lastly you have the Guidos. This town is full of em, and they're all a bunch of wigga wannabe assholes who grease their hair and smoke to try and look cool, when in reality they just look like fags. And that's pretty much it, this is the biggest shithole of a town ever and I curse everyday I live in it. It's nothing but racists, homophobes, and two timing pieces of shit.

Eastchester is just bad

by Fuck Eastchester July 15, 2010

upper east side

Streets between 59th and 96th. A lot of rich people live in the area especially on fifth avenue. Apartments in the area usually cost at least 1 million. Many JAPS live in the area and go to the one sex private schools around ex. marymount, constance, etc. A book series has been written on the lives of teens who live there, Gossip Girls. A movie is soon to come out.

read the gossip girls series

by KC January 30, 2005

Bellevue East

A ghetto school in the middle of a cornfield. The girls are usually sluts, as the boys are mostly douche bags. The majority of the female students have chlamydia. A school in which the roofs decided to leak, causing lunch to take place in hallways. The sports teams are also usually faliures and can't get a ranking. Also, most students are on house arrest or can't read. If you aren't a slut, which most girls are, then you have no shot of getting guys to talk to you. It's such a wonderful place to get an education and to grow up, with all the 'mature' people that decide to create facebook profiles to talk about the drama of their school.

Oh that's because he is from Bellevue East.

by beastly909079 January 8, 2011

ELASTIGIRL

Lead female in the incredibles who can stretch/bend herself into a whole manner of compromising positions. If cartoons were real, she'd be a great fuck. Sadly, her voice is extremely irritating.

Man, I had a dream i fucked elastigirl last night - it was hot, but i had to gag her coz she has such an annoying voice

by pat bateman April 3, 2005

Easter Sunday

The day that Jesus comes out of his cave and looks down. If he sees his shadow, he dives back in, resulting in three more weeks of winter.

Uh-oh: the forecast is for clear weather on Easter Sunday. Guess we're in for more snow.

by Mister Natural April 30, 2011

East Islip High School

A small public school. With the new expansion the students are all proud of the size of thier new school (less then 1/3 the size of a private high school). The school is in an middle class town filled with somewhat spoiled kids. Most of the students are middle class and lower-middle class spoiling themselves because their parents can't afford a private school who get drunk and smoke weed, and just like every other public school, is filled with gangs and bullies. The public school is going nothing but down cause of budget cuts (classes&clubs&etc). The budget cuts keep getting worse and east Islip is almost equal to the Central Islip High School and the Brentwood High School and is bound to become a thousand times worse because in history at first there was only private schools for the rich kids who could afford them, public school was just a cheap schooling system created for the kids who are too poor to afford a real school. If you go to East Islip High School your probably poor thinking your rich.

-dude my parents are planning on switching me to East Islip High School
-dude your fucked, almost every class there has been removed cause of budget cuts

E.I. Student- I went to East Islip High School
College Student- Never heard of it

E.I. Student- With the expansion our school is so huge!

Private School Student- lmfao this school is so puny and so small, I can't believe it's a real high school!

E.I. Student- Everyone at this school is upper class and rich!
Private School Student- Oh my God, I feel so bad, it's so tiny and puny here, everyone is soooo poor, I didn't know schools in America could be like this!

by East Islip Student March 22, 2013