Facebook Evangelist

The Term facebook Evangelist is used to describe a Christian Person that uses Facebook for Evangelisim purposes to tell Everyone about God, The Holy Bible and about The Good News of Jesus Christ.
To Discuss The Bornagain Christian Faith, Church related topics via online chat, inbox messages, Wall posts, related videos and quoting Bible scripture.

Facebook Evangelist - I was chatting to a friend online and we began to discuss our beliefs and Faith in God.
I asked him/her to Invite Jesus Christ into their lives and Pray the Sinners prayer out loud.

Reference John 3:16

by Glorybyfire. PEVANS November 4, 2011

Evan

is a SEX GOD, if u every sex him, he will sex u right back. Down for anything except GAY SHIT. he has a small penis but makes due, pretends is huge for the girls, not guys cuz he's not gay at all. He is so against gays that he could be known as hitler to gay people. BOOM BOOM BOOM. Evan likes SEX, wants it very bad #virgin. Evan likes playing tonsil hockey

Evan loves sex with everyone except GUYs he HATES gay people

by NOTTHEREALEVAN#SEXGOD February 5, 2019

evangeline

A term often used poetically to refer to parts of Southern Louisiana.

"He's going home to Evangeline".

by Dover October 20, 2005

Evangelical Atheist

An Evangelical Atheist is a person that is an atheist and tries to spread atheism amongst theists. It is derived from Evangelism, meaning "Spreading Good News" as practised by Christianity. Due to the rise of the Conservative Christain movement in the United States of America and the increase of humanistic thought, along with the increased blending other many different religions, Atheism has become more and more popular. Evangelical atheist usually seeks to "convert" borderline theists, often by engagaing in debate with fundamentalists.

Theist: Those who do not believe in God and follow Jesus Christ go to Hell
Evangelical Atheist: Where is hell?
Theist: Its a fiery place where sinners burn forever.
Atheist: Yeah but where is it? and how do i get there?
Theist: its under heaven, maybe under the earth. And you get there by sinning.
Atheist: OK, is there a tunnel down to it? can you show me on a map? do you have a photo?
Theist: Look, it says so in my holy book.
Atheist: It also says to stone men to death if they shave their beards.
Theist: Nonsense!
Atheist : no its here look, leviticus. See?
Theist: er.....erm.....well....

etc...

by Gribble the Munchkin December 29, 2005

Evan

A half black guy that enjoys giving hand jobs in the parking lot of any family restaurant. This type of person acts high and mighty but crys them self to sleep while masturbating every night. If you are ever in the presence of one leave immediately or you may become infected with AIDS.

Evan is a fag

by Phill Davis December 31, 2011

evan

pimply man whore, who loves to stick his tongue down eight-graders throats (cougar!!!!!!) and loves his ex's twin sister because she has a firm ass!!!!!!! Evan's tend to obssesivley text twins and have "Dave the Wolf-Man" as a teacher. Evan's tend to prefer g-strings to thongs, and is half-virgin. Evan's are sik perv's HE LUVS SEX!!!!!! Evan's need a ton of sexual attention (girls or boys) and need a ton of lube for his huge pickle !

He is such an Evan, he made out with Claire and loves her sister now!!!!!!!!!

by Steve Hasset December 30, 2011

Evan

He is completely stupid and probably has an IQ of 0.

He’s so stupid what’s his name

He must be Evan

by Jumpscare200 October 5, 2020