A social networking site for your real name, real schools, and the like. A good idea, in theory. In reality, nothing more than a way for people from your past who you have long since forgotten and have no interest in knowing to look you up so they can tell you how many ignorant uneducated chav kids they have now.
Witness supposedly mature adults at your college/uni/pub/job arguing and getting upset over somebody not adding them back or ignoring them etc etc...
With any luck it will dissolve and fade away like myspace and bebo etc etc.
Witness supposedly mature adults at your college/uni/pub/job arguing and getting upset over somebody not adding them back or ignoring them etc etc...
With any luck it will dissolve and fade away like myspace and bebo etc etc.
p1: Hey, you have a facebook, we went to school together a billion years ago, I sat behind you in geography, how are you, look at my gorgeous hubby and kids, how great am I...
p2: Ackkkk, not this shit again...
p2: Ackkkk, not this shit again...
by lsd-25 May 30, 2013
Get the facebook mug.The feeling you get when you come across an old friend on Facebook and realize that their life turned out way better and is more interesting than yours.
Joe: "My wife left me for another woman and my kid should be out on parole next summer. That, and I almost got my mullet grown to the perfect length. So what have you been up to?"
Jim: "I ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving to Monaco after selling my shares in MSFT. Currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. Oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid's Nobel prize nomination."
Joe: "Fucker"
Jim: "Chill out with the Facebook envy, already"
Jim: "I ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving to Monaco after selling my shares in MSFT. Currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. Oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid's Nobel prize nomination."
Joe: "Fucker"
Jim: "Chill out with the Facebook envy, already"
by brawler_mtl September 7, 2007
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A girl who puts expendably revealing or sexy pictures of herself on facebook for the sole purpose of receiving attention from guys because she needs to feel wanted, important, and/or attractive.
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by iheartfacebookhoes September 30, 2009
Get the facebook hoe mug.An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.
Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
by Pixstyx June 23, 2011
Get the Facebook Philosopher mug.Ultimate stage of simplistic philosophy spread among facebook groups. This new-age ideology is mainly based on observations of life by mentally-challenged teenagers. It is generally related to relationship topics, despite writers having obviously no idea about what a relationship is. By connecting sweetness to dullness in a 'poetic' way, facebook wisdom creates a whole retarded approach to life.
Popular illustrations include:
"Love gives birth to jealousy but jealousy kills love"
"It's easy to learn loving but hard to forget"
"You can only fight when you know what you fight for"
"The adventure of life is to learn, the gaol of life is to grow, the nature of life is to change, the challenge of life is to overcome, the essence of life is to care, the beauty of life is to give, the joy of life is to love."
Possible use:
Sam: 'You know Bob, life may be hard but death is harder'
Bob: 'I just told you I've just been dumped! Now, stop the facebook wisdom and get me real advice.'
"Love gives birth to jealousy but jealousy kills love"
"It's easy to learn loving but hard to forget"
"You can only fight when you know what you fight for"
"The adventure of life is to learn, the gaol of life is to grow, the nature of life is to change, the challenge of life is to overcome, the essence of life is to care, the beauty of life is to give, the joy of life is to love."
Possible use:
Sam: 'You know Bob, life may be hard but death is harder'
Bob: 'I just told you I've just been dumped! Now, stop the facebook wisdom and get me real advice.'
by Crazytaxi April 18, 2010
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i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com
ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life
iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"
i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com
ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life
iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"
Brian: Hey dude, did you see this hot chick I found on facebook.com?
Steve: You're such a facebook loser!
Steve: You're such a facebook loser!
by IWANNAIWANNAIWANNA April 9, 2009
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