red robbin eater

the act of giving a female oral sex during her period

while foreplay ..

girl: u wanna eat me out ..
guy: fuck yea baby ..
guy takes off her clothes ..
girl: close your eyes before you take off my pants
guy: anything for you ..
guy starts giving oral sex
guy: what the hell is that?!
girl: oh .. you already made me wet .. keep going my red robbin eater

by LiL jOn 650 October 5, 2005

Easter

It obviously is an adjective that is better than best.

Good Friday... Easter Sunday.

Jesus died on good Friday, but it was even BETTER when he came back to life.

So Easter > Absolute Best.

"Hey man, you going to church for Good Friday?"
"No, way, I'm saving all my church time for Easter Sunday, it's better."

by Vinwayne April 10, 2009

Cake Eaters

1.Rich people who think they're better than everyone cause thier rich.

Those cake eaters from St. Thomas Academy arn't so cool if we can beat 'em.

by GrDionysus February 4, 2003

closet eater

A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.

Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a salad. He must be a closet eater.

by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

Easter

A holiday featuring fertility symbols such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white that pagans celebrate, named in honor of the godess of fertility known as Eostre, Astarte, Ashtoreth, Isis, Vishnu, Venus, etc. depending on when and where the pagan is from.

Nowadays, most of the pagans pretend that Easter has something to do with Jesus so they can pretend to be Christians. They've already given Christendom such a bad name doing things like this that it isn't even worth their effort to pretend to be Christian any more, so they only continue the custom out of habit.

I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend Easter has something to do with Jesus.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

fart eater

someone who likes the taste of farts in the morning after they have just brushed their teeth with the pubic hair of a 45 year old mexican porn star who specilises in baking shepeards pie

boy he is one fart eater

by frankendoodle August 2, 2004

dice eaters

large hairy rodents that live on your balls. They may carry ballsnell. They are found in taxis so be afriad.

"Waoh those crabs are huge, Nigga those ain't crabs, theys dice eaters."

by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005