The most obscene sexual act in the realm of human comprehension. This act can be a combination of whatever the giver chooses, but must involve at least 3 foreign objects, 3 people, and 3 position changes and fluid.
"I brought the bullet casings and the latex gloves, if you've got the recycling we're ready to Donkey9!"
"Preheat the oven! We're gonna Donkey9!"
"I Donkey9ed so hard last night my ears bled"
"Bro, this one's a keeper! She let me and my roommate Donkey9 her last night"
"Preheat the oven! We're gonna Donkey9!"
"I Donkey9ed so hard last night my ears bled"
"Bro, this one's a keeper! She let me and my roommate Donkey9 her last night"
by grouchermojo July 5, 2010
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From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.
Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010
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a male with an obscenely large penis...
also used for in place of "bad ass".... man that is donkeyjong
also used for in place of "bad ass".... man that is donkeyjong
get off my donkeyjong i saw him first
you're just jealous of my donkeyjong
have you seen the donkeyjong that ive been dating
Hey Tonya, how was your night? OMG he showed me his donkeyjong!
you're just jealous of my donkeyjong
have you seen the donkeyjong that ive been dating
Hey Tonya, how was your night? OMG he showed me his donkeyjong!
by NaplesAsset April 9, 2011
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