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bing dink

When you're learning English and someone gets in your face with a stinky bing. Your breath stinks and you forgot the Listerine, too many ham sammiches, and Listeria. Go wash your bing, you filthy animal.
Nana, your bing dink.

Damn, worrying about all them GurrGyles, made my bing dink.

I love you, Serenity, even if your bing dinks.

-BlankPhaceJay and Ms Philanthropic, dink the bings.
by BlankPhaceJay&MsPhilanthropic November 27, 2022
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Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.
Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021
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dinkin' flicker

Quote from The Office season two, episode 18.
A saying from the proverbial "hood" in the early 1970's meaning "to be expected" and an act or behaviour which is common to a genre or sterotype.
African American 1: "Yo' man, I aint down with home boys stealin' my shit"
African American 2: "dinkin' flicker my nigga"
by daveStyle September 26, 2006
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Shrinky Dink

when you get out of the shower and your dick shrinks
I stepped out of the shower and looked down and noticed that i had a shrinky dink.
by Sammy Ferguson September 20, 2004
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dink

Condescending word for a Vietnamese person. Probably the most popular word during the Vietnam war after "fuck" and "shit".
Dinks ambushed us when we were at point Makrel. We lost Schneider. Stupid kike-FNG. He got his brains blown off by an Drag'. So, we called in artillery by using Cock's PRC-25 and Firebase Streetgang One didn't stop lobbing HE-rounds until fried rice fell down from the sky.
by Ali. S February 22, 2007
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Doinkage

What up bitch? Prepare for doinkage.
by superbat May 20, 2016
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