Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

Alaskan ditch by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021

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Freshman ditch day

Don’t go to school

I don’t have to go to school today it’s freshman ditch day

Freshman ditch day by Nobodyhbu December 10, 2021

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Related Words

ditch • ditch pig • ditcher • Ditch Bitch • ditching • ditch weed • Ditch Witch • Ditch Chicken • ditch pickle • ditchy

tit ditch

The voided out space between tits aka the sternum area

Let me motorboat that tit ditch!

tit ditch by St1ckkman July 18, 2022

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Sitch Ditch

1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"

"Eleanor we gotta talk."
"Oh yeah? What's up?"
"Well, here's the sitch ditch..."

Sitch Ditch by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022