David

he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay
by heather101010111 April 24, 2022
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David is gay
Yo that man was acting like a David
by Slazeyu June 15, 2019
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David

Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
omg is that a David
by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020
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A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.
Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck
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The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.
Damn, that David stole my boyfriend
by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019
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You might fall for him. He might fall for you and like you... A LOT. Then you start to date, you never even wanted to date but you liked him.. so you just did. THEN. All of a sudden he texts you and says he has a secret. You ask what secret might be. But he does not want to hurt your feelings. He tells you he likes another girl and that girl likes him back. You start to get worried. He tells you who that girl is and then you cry over him for 5 hours. They start to date then other boys start to like you and you feel less insecure. Your best friend which is also his best friend Jacob tries to help you. Then you like Davids best friend and he likes you but whatever. Then all of your friends hate David and and you kinda do. Then we dont talk so moral of the story dont date a guy named David and dont your friend cause it ruins friendships!
I dont like David anymore he is a stinky poopy butt!
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david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass
i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david
by big body zaya February 25, 2019
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