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Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.
by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009
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Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.
Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.
by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010
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Crusty Swooper

Wrestling term used in situations pertaining to an individual who works so hard his clothes are just crusty from sweat, The individual swoops up on the mat similar to dan gable scoring lots of singles, can be used inversly with thug nasty villain.
That David Hill from SME, is a Crusty Swooper if I've ever seen one.

Dayum look at that thug nasty villain out there
by thug nasty swoop November 23, 2010
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Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)
Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011
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Crusty Kumquat

When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.
Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!
by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011
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Crusty rudder

A "crusty rudder," not to be confused with a Dutch rudder, describes the sexual act of a male squatting on a female and farting with enough force to produce an audible sound and send tremors through the female's face. In most cases the female contracts conjunctivitis.
Pharmasist: "Kirsten, how may I help you?"
Kirsten: "I need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis."
Pharmasist: "Oh dear! How did this happen, again!?"
Kirsten: "You know how Chris likes those crusty rudder sessions..."
by daniel wolff September 25, 2011
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Curty Milk

the jizz that comes from a guy named curt or curtis
when i was with curtis one night we had a good time and i got curty milk on me.
by hushpuppy9939 October 13, 2011
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