cumpiss

an instrument containing a magnetized pointer which shows the direction of magnetic north and bearings from it.

walkers should be equipped with a map and cumpiss

by O' Chungus January 8, 2024

Calmpacker

Calmpacker is an extended version of good/calm/nice

Yo g that girl is a Calmpacker

Init bro

by Esuls January 11, 2024

culpritrator

An absolute perfect blend between Culprit and Perpetrator, for those time when you just can’t choose which to use!

You were the main Culpritrator in that fight, during the UCD rugby match against Greystones.

by ajpower February 25, 2024

Culping

The act of pressing your (or anothers) hard erect penis. This is intended to shrink the penis. The reverse of jelqing.

Bro I can't do this geography presentation, can you try Culping it for me?

by BIGDAWGSEXGOD March 21, 2024

Clumpies

To rip dingleberries out of your ass hairs, and then ejaculate over them. Then ferment them until they look like glazed donut holes. After this process you then go out and feed them to your closest friends

“Me and some buddies went out and made some clumpies and gave them to the homeless shelter for Thanksgiving. We’re such good people!”
“Just finished making clumpies for the boys!!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

clump of cells

Terminology used by liberals to avoid accountability for killing their own kids.

Bob: Did you hear Amber murdered her own kid because she failed to have sex safely?!

Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!

by TheHeintz April 29, 2024

Cumper

A jumper that is worn with cum on it.

As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.

by JaredReigns May 14, 2024