Carpel Thumbal

An ailment affecting the thumbs due to excessive texting.
Similar to carpel tunnel or arthritis

His hands are crippled up because of the carpel thumbal disease.

by Daikota April 17, 2009

Carpe diez nuts

An insult given by a man to either another man or a woman. Derived from carpe diem meaning sieze the day. Modified to either insult another man or sexually arouse a woman.

Ex. My girlfriend wanted it so I told her carpe diez nuts

Ex. My bro began to bitch me out so I told him to carpe diez nuts.

by Professor Latin March 11, 2009

Crapeater

One who eats poo

Mrs.Fumi

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Crapenstance

An unwanted run-in with a stranger. It can be a brief or long encounter.

I just had the best Crapenstance. This homeless dude just tried to tell my fortune.

This nerd wouldn't stop singing on the subway, the whole time... Crapenstance.

by sqrell November 10, 2012

crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013

Crapendium

A collection of crappy or inferior items; a compendium of things that suck.

Charles’ playlist of stupid songs is a veritable crapendium of the dumbest songs ever.

by EricaTortfeasor January 4, 2022

carpe hangoverem

"Seize the hangover." To turn a hangover into a trance-like fit of productivity.

Colleague 1: Dude, my brain is fried. Me and dentist Jeff were shooting Fernet until moonset. How am I gonna get any work done?
Colleague 2: Carpe hangoverem, colleague. Carpe hangoverem.

by xyrionjaya August 29, 2009