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Cowboy belt buckle

When you pull your nuts over your belt buckle and present them to someone. You then use a catchy phrase when they get caught looking. Something like, You must have some Indian in you the way you keep staring at this scrotum pole.
Cowboy Belt Buckle = Kyle buckled the entire office at Seacor’when a picture of his scrotum hanging over his belt buckle was sent to them by a snitch ass Captain. It was nuts.
by The salty Sack March 4, 2021
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Cowboy advice

1. Be rootin
2. Be tootin
3. By god be shootin

4. And most of all be kind
I just gave you some COWBOY ADVICE
by RulerOfTime March 14, 2021
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cowboy poetry

Happy hour at a western bar or saloon that old cowboys frequent, to tell stories to everyone and no one.
My afternoon is going to be so much better if ole Rockne is down at Slopeside’s Cowboy Poetry drinking a bourbon!
by HelloBrisket April 27, 2021
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cowboymaddy

literally the most amazing and best person in the world ilysm
cowboymaddy is cool
by jambodearest December 29, 2021
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Cowboyfriend

How you describe your (usually gay) friend’s “country” boyfriend
“They are putting the theater kids and the agricultural science students in the same dorm”
“Awww, maybe one of the guys in theater will get a cowboyfriend!”

“I just started dating this guy from Nashville”
“So you have a cowboyfriend! How cute”
by lovebug101_01 May 7, 2022
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Cowboy Butter

The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.

I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.

No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023
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cushion cowboy

(sexual) A male that places his penis in between the cushion of a chair of sofa in order to sexually stimulate himself.
Joe: Dude, I haven't been laid in 6 months.

Tom: Ouch, how do you get by?

Joe: I've become a cushion cowboy.
by Ben E-wing November 16, 2010
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