Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

Constituent

A gay prostitute

Timothy Phelps is a constituent

by NSFG December 18, 2025

Constivacious

Constivacious (adjective)
Pronunciation: /kɒnstɪˈveɪʃəs/
Origin: 2013, TV interview with drag queen Constivacious Glemezzonnn originally spelled Gonstivacious

Definition:

1. (South African) Used to emphasize a strong, assertive, or impactful statement, often preceded by "Big Boss".

2.Describing an action done with flair, confidence, or a touch of sass.

3.Speaker 1 "Is pizza good?" Speaker 2 "Constivivi"

Example Sentences:
- "Big Boss, I'm constivaciously done with this traffic! 🚗💢"
- "She handled the presentation so constivaciously, Big Boss the sphinya's were wobbling they were left unconstivacious ! 😮"

**Variations:**
- Constivivi (interjection): Expresses strong agreement or approval.
- Constivaciously (adverb): Done with confidence and flair.
- Unconstivacious (adjective): Lacking assertiveness or impact.

by Adonis Sana December 31, 2025

financially constipated

When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.

My boss must be financially constipated. I haven't recieved my pay cheque for a month!!

by Kip HT September 13, 2006

Tap-coustic

The art of playing a Guitar Hero guitar outside of the game. Where no one but you can hear the tune in your head.

"Hey dude, check out this killer Tap-coustic Maiden riff" - click,click...click.click,click.

by Dave Reiser November 3, 2008

fauxa-constrictor

A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.

Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"

by JonnyCarson December 9, 2008

Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.

*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *

by theninjamaster January 2, 2010