connecticut

Growing up in CT you just feel like an average kid. You felt average because your friend’s fathers are VPs or CEOs just like yours. You don’t feel particularly smart because you aren’t different from the neighbor kids. You don’t feel racist because you grow up without racial tension. Your neighbors and friends that are just like you that you didn’t feel were unusually smart or stupid ended up being brain surgeons. In Connecticut you only have a high IQ if you leave Connecticut or if you hang out with people that move here from somewhere else. Connecticut is beautiful and it is my home.

When you start getting sick of one season Connecticut just moves on to the next one.

by teva January 15, 2006

immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

Eastern Connecticut State University

Where kids go if they get rejected from UConn, but still go up to UConn to party.

Eastern Connecticut State University is located in the northeast in Willimantic, Connecticut. It has 17 Division III varsity sports and is the third oldest public university in the state.

by filmguy619 April 7, 2011

Connecticut

a state. Like any other, I'm from Connecticut and I don't hate it, but I don't love it. I've never lived anywhere else so to put the state down doesn't seem right,but to say it's the best state in the country well I can't say that either. All the fellow Connecticut people or out of state people who come on here and celebrate CT or bash CT to ridiculous levels are wrong so maybe we are the richest or the smartest or both..doesn't mean any other state is poor or dumb we all have nice places and smart people and vise versa. The one great thing about CT is that we are so close to NYC and Boston..but other then that we're not awesome and we're not horrible...we're are simply a state in the Northeast of the US and southern New England..enough said

out of state person." So you're from Connecticut does that mean you're stuck up like all the rest of them?"
Me."Nope, I realize Connecticut is just a state like any other and I don't think we're better then anyone."
Out of state person."Wow thats a shock."

by memyselfI May 6, 2006

ambassador of connecticut

A dork who hits on girls by pretending to just want to be her friend than asking them out so they will feel bad and not say no

Ben is such an ambassador of connecticut

by Santi el Magnifico September 12, 2004

Connecticut

Connecticut is a state of about 3 million people. It has ultra wealthy towns such as Greenwich and Westport, where some of the homes reach well over 15 million. It also has very wealthy towns like Darien, New Canaan, and Weston. It also has very poor cities. It is also home to Yale. It also has two famous casinos which are the states main attractions

In Connecticut it would seem every thing is linked to money.

by The walker July 5, 2004

Connector

aka the frenulum, the sensitive band holding the skin of the penis to the bottom of the helmet

can be very susceptible to tearing if proper lubrication is not applied

Paulo - "Hey there James, why is your wang bandaged so?"
James - "I tried to slip it in a tight ass hole with no lube and tore my connector"

by Mykah July 4, 2007