combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020

Cocation

A word for vacation caused by the corona pandemic.

Guy 1: yo dude you got cocation?
Guy 2: what is cocation?
Guy 1: it's an easier way to say corona vacation

by Skinpu March 20, 2020

combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.

The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

comcast.net

If you have this email, your sons a disappointment.

example email *[e-mail]*

by your pussay mamas <3 January 7, 2021

Coocat

Retard who only played fortnite and sux really hard assery at is too.

Coocat is a Headass

by Firechief55 January 17, 2021

commatose

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

by QuacksO January 31, 2021

Comatosol

The act of wanting to be in a Coma. Basically it’s when you decide that u would rather be in a state of prolonged unconsciousness (be in a coma) than live out your life. Because you don’t want to die so your not suicidal but you want a nice break from life so your comatosol.

My one friend keeps saying that she wants to give up. She insists that she doesn’t want to die and that she just wants life to pause for a second. I think she may be comatosol.

by Becky,yo.lu March 5, 2021