coffee pot

When a man rests his testicles on another persons forehead and puts the head of his penis in that persons eye.

Kristy was acting out of line, so Ryan gave her a coffee pot.

by Du's Friend Ryan October 10, 2005

Hot Coffee

A small town in Mississippi.

No, seriously.

Existed way before GTA:SA.

"They moved here from Hot Coffee when her dad got a job at the Nissan plant in Canton."

by Rainee Sue September 26, 2005

Ninja Coffee

Ninja Coffee is a mix of the strongest coffee in the world, tar, pep pills, and Redbull. No one but ninjas can withstand it's awesome power.

with the exception of jesus. But that might be because jesus is also a ninja.

Ben: *Takes a sip of ninja coffee* uhhhh..... *dies*

Me: Ha. wimp *chugs three pots*

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

Coffee Date

The awkward, yet most common way for young adults to catch up in public. A coffee date is a good way to see someone you need to in a low-key way with a short time frame. Often used when coming home from college for breaks or catching up with old friends found on Facebook.

Person One: "Hey! We need to catch up soon! I miss you!"
Person Two: "Agreed! Coffee date soon?"

by TKLop June 15, 2011

coffee mug

Similar to the Shocker, the Coffee Mug is when four fingers are inserted into a girl's asshole while the thumb is put in the vagina.

That bitch loves to be double penetrated so she asked for the coffee mug to loosen up before a fuck session.

Some people need coffee in the morning, but Sasha loves to get the coffee mug before she gets out of bed.

by Mr. Fahrts October 2, 2008

Sex Coffee

The act of pouring a cup of coffee onto a girl's vagina during intercourse.

Man: You ready for the sex coffee?

Woman: What? Aaaaahh! Aaaahhhh!!

by Trbo December 14, 2010

Coffee Cup

Or maybe something else at some point.

"What's that? It says coffee? Thats pretty presumptuous of that cup to think it's only ever gonna have coffee in there." -Tobuscus
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me

by Fambuscus October 18, 2011