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Classic Kyle

A person who likes turbo inting in League of Legends.

Typically a person who queues for jungler without any jungling experience, a Classic Kyle will feed so hard that they negate any lead or advantage that your team gains in the early game.
This Nunu just fed our top lane and is going 0/8/1. That's a Classic Kyle!
by inFamous27 July 24, 2020
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Holiday Classic

The sexual practice of tying one's shoe string around the junk of a male partner like a Christmas bow and proceeding to go down on it like an express elevator.
Cody: "Hey, you want a Holiday Classic?"
Justin: "What is this? Middle school?"
by Justinn82 December 26, 2007
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cape cod classic

when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest
If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?
by mostirishpotato January 4, 2018
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classic liberal

A modern conservative using an outdated term from the 19th century to identify themselves. Essentially, a classic liberal believes in an unregulated free market, like a conservative, but doesn't care about social freedoms and benefits, because those beliefs don't benefit corporations (so shut up minorities and people of atypical sexes and gender identifications; and fuck you, welfare programs). So yeah, they're just your average conservative. The point of using this name for themselves is to make their politics more appealing to the masses, as they assume most people won't know or have the inclination to look up what a classic liberal is.
Guy 1: "I'm not a conservative anymore. I'm a classic liberal now!"

Guy 2: "So you're a conservative with a Trojan horse name?"

Guy 1: "NO! FUCK YOU! THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!! STOP STIFLING MY FREE SPEECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
(Guy 1 then proceeds to fling his own feces at everyone around him to distract from being exposed)
by Bojangles Smitherson December 3, 2020
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Classist

A person who holds hate towards a specific class in a video game.
That classist hates the melee class because of their low attack range, even though they have high strength.
That classist doesn't let the mage class join his parties.
by Cimchom June 20, 2011
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classic man

noun
(derived from Jidenna - Classic Man song)
1. someone who imitates the style, economic standing and personality of their oppressors and patrons.
2. overly professionalized.
3. name dropper.
4. assumes a parody like established persona of a tastemaker or intellectual.
5. "a man about town"
6. thinks they're edgy but is actually just boring
7. unaware of their antiquated ideas about culture
8. "liberal" but posesses extremely heteronormative ideals
I'm sure he thinks he's interesting and connected but he's just a classic man.
He's not that sucessful he just acts like a classic man to compensate.
"Why is he wearing a suit? "Oh he's just a classic man"
by babyhopeless August 9, 2015
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classic meal

1. The super intense combination of doritos and coca-cola.
1. I love doritos and coke; they go so good together and they make the classic meal.
by James Wheaton March 22, 2005
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