Chode

A penis that is wider than longer

You have a chode

by Master of Chodes June 5, 2014

Chode

When the thing is wider than it should be but not as long as it usually is.

Hotdog Style=Regular
Hamburger Style=Chode

by Tranosaurus Rex December 1, 2016

chode stomper

a man/woman who takes a chode and stomps it into the ground.

you can run you can take enzyte but you can't get away i'm the chode stomper.

by dali lama June 24, 2006

monster chode

a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size

dude, that guy is such a monster chode

by jrod21494 December 20, 2008

Chode

A penis that is short and fat, like a tree stump.

My girlfriend likes my chode because she can poke it inside with her finger.

by Zorgon September 27, 2006

Chode

A penis that is very short (usually under 2 inches) and very gurthy

Isreal Copeland’s dick is such a chode!!!

by BigThotThiccBoi May 17, 2019

accidental chode

when a girl is about to give her boyfriend head and he says he has a jurassic dong and when the magic moment begins she pulls down his pants only to find a stubby little chode hanging without care.

sherry went over to her (huge) boyfriends house only to be supprised by an accidental chode.

by joe chode August 20, 2007