Children

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit

Person:u want some lucky charms?

Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!

Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe

Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈

Person:*sigh* …children…

by ᗴᗩᖇTᕼY-ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ January 5, 2022

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Childrenize

Give something or someone children features. Give someone a childlike appearance. In other words, make someone younger than they should.

ANIME CREATORS SHOULD REALLY STOP CHILDRENIZING ANIME CHARACTERS FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD BECAUSE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THEY SEXUALIZE ANIME CHARACTERS THAT RESEMBLES THAT OF A CHILD.

Man, I don't really know why anime creators childrenize anime characters.

by Inventorofsex910 January 10, 2022

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children

a small person a petafile likes

i like children

by il like men May 22, 2022

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Ipad Children

Lotus and Quackity are two examples of ipad children.

Wow Lotus and Tommy are ipad children now.

by anonymous May 28, 2022

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BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED

Me: Hey mom have you seen my swi—
Mom: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Me: Oh, ok...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

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Children

Michael Jackson Bait.

Detective- Maybe, if we get enough children, we can finally catch Michael Jackson once and for all!
Random Officer- But sir, Michael Jackson has been dead for years now.
Detective- So we get more children to lure his ghost in!
Random Officer 1- Are you fuckin’ nuts or what

by thecodie December 28, 2021

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