Cheese Tax

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.
When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.
by Fishinelectrician January 06, 2021
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cheese teeth

the yellowest teeth known to man
justen :"damn matt miller where you eating nacho cheese"

Matt Miller "no those are just my cheese teeth"
by shitmiller September 21, 2009
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royale with cheese

The 'European' name for a Quarter Pounder. The phrase has become a classic since Samuel L. Jackson's conversation with John Travolta in Pulp Fiction
VINCENT: ...You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES: What'd they call it?

VINCENT: Royale with Cheese.

JULES: Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

VINCENT: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

JULES: What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
by mouldvort May 07, 2004
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Blood Cheese

Genre of film which has slick looking vampires. Only meant for youngsters.
A: Hey did you watch Twilight?

B: Yeah I did. It was all blood cheese man!
by cheesebomby November 09, 2009
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cut the cheese

1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.
'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.
by Online Fan November 19, 2016
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cheese

Everybody loves cheese `cause it rulz the world
by Izzaria April 05, 2008
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The Cheese of Truth

The slice of cheese which hath graced us with the knowledge that “Immigrants cause cancer”
“The Cheese of Truth” Immigrants cause Cancer
by Nick_vlam March 24, 2018
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