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Doc-Chamock

A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.

It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.
Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.

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by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023
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The Chamber Club

The term 'The Chamber Club' can be assigned to any group of public officials who don't carefully consider conflicts of interest when yielding their authority to benefit an organization that they belong to or are closely associated with. Such relationships typically exhibit certain traits: bullying, lack of transparency, steamrolling, gatekeeping, gaslighting, and shutting out others' opinions. The term was coined in 2022 by a city official to describe a phenomenon involving certain elected officials (council, port official, commissioners) in Bremerton, WA and Kitsap Co., who were members of the local chamber of commerce or who helped facilitate certain fiscal partnerships to benefit the chamber of commerce.
"The chamber club seems to be orchestrating an arrangement that will result in the downtown association being more-or-less a funding conduit for the chamber of commerce."
by H. Bosch July 16, 2023
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