my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006

two cents short of a buck

Basically having an IQ less than average; being Republican, while not being rich (aka cents, money) and not paying much taxes or any due to being poor; a middle class individual who happens to side with Republicans (aka: lack of sense, abstractly inferred by "cents")

That man in the bar, drinking beer and who is rambling about politics is two cents short of a buck.

by Epiphiana December 5, 2010

five cents

What you pick up off the ground

A five cents falls on the ground, and within 0.297 seconds you have put it into your jew bank

by mumbomum1 May 26, 2009

certified munch

Someone who is a slave to the bitches.

Brian is a certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023

non-cents

Non-Cents refers to the bile when a lesser mortal tries to give his 2cents and ends up getting totally owned by the powers that be in a single swift moment.

hey JK... wake the fuck up and give the proper studio credit!

this aint the first time.
2cent

(Feb 26 05, 09:12)
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Bah! Blow it out your ear.
jkristofer

(Feb 26 05, 09:36)

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hey.. what the fuck did you do?... i can't even log out now, am i trapped here forever?

let me out bitches!

non-cents
(Feb 26 05, 10:06)

by QBN4LIFE February 26, 2005

Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.

Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!

by HASHITRON September 3, 2016

Certigy

A top notch company that provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor. The company strives to be recognized as the human resources company with the personal touch. They maintain a flexible relationship with customers and make their success the main priority. They accomplish this by listening and anticipating their customers’ changing needs then delivering superior value and service.

Certigy provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor.

by Janice Milber March 25, 2010