Cleaner shrimping

Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.

You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!

by Choxy January 19, 2025

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Céline

Céline is the smartest, most beautiful person you will ever lay your eyes upon. With charming ways and snarky remarks, she often seems to be unreachable, and that would be correct. Her intelligence isn't limited to one field but more so like a spider's web, spread out in different corners all connected to Céline's mind. This type of brilliance sets her apart, never being wrong about a thing she said, or she is convinced of.

"She is too perfect."
"Yeah, she defenitely is a Céline."

by i_h4ve_multiple_h03s March 15, 2025

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Céline

Céline is the smartest, most beautiful person you will ever lay your eyes upon. With charming ways and snarky remarks, she often seems to be unreachable, and that would be correct. Her intelligence isn't limited to one field but more so like a spider's web, spread out in different corners all connected to Céline's mind. This type of brilliance sets her apart, never being wrong about a thing she said, or she is convinced of.

"Wow, she's so perfect."
"Yeah, she for sure is a Céline."

by i_h4ve_multiple_h03s March 15, 2025

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celine

celine ho is a baller, shes literally awesome and so so smart honestly, ok shes like a bit poops and like literally hours late to literally everything but shes still awsome sauce, shes there for you when you need it and also when she knows you need it, she tells you when something is wrong and she basically predicts everything, i love my celine, shes my best friend.

"bro is that celine"
"yea"
"dang"
"ok never make plans with that ho, but like love her"

by victoriaah May 1, 2025

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Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

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