Castle Rock

small town near Denver Full of over priced McMansions and soccer moms that don't like things like loud music and boys with long hair or girls with short hair, has the highest property tax in CO dispite haveing hardlay any jobs that pay above minimum wage (every one who has a mortgage here works in Denver Techcenter or Downtown Denver ) Do you know Orange county in CA? Ok Castle Rock is to Denver as the OC is to LA. I.E. People who think that a big house on a small lot is status, and if they had half as much money as they reallllly want you to think they would live in Wash Park or Cherry Hills Village (Beverly Hills in the case of the OC) live here. It may be in the heart of legal cannibis county but anything the looks like a dispenery here is CBD only (I mean just drive up to Denver in your black or white American made SUV that evey one has here if you wanna buy pot)

Person from Castle Rock 1 "man 7.9% sales tax and 6.7% propertax would worry me if I didn't have a finance excutive intership lined up for my dad since the time I was five"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"

by r0w1ck April 25, 2024

Castle Greyskull

When an older woman takes out her dentures and then goes down on you. You then pull out and ejaculate all over her face, then you throw her husbands ashes on her face!!!

I gave Elaine a Castle Greyskull last night and she just wanted more but there were no ashes left now we’ll have to wait until Ash Wednesday now.

by anonymous February 21, 2026

castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there

Definition :
Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!

by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025

Castlebar

The town in Co. Mayo that all the edgers migrate to during gooning season. Only notable feature is McDonalds. Has a 99.99% retard rate. Also known as the most ahh town in Ireland, or the retard capital of Ireland.

John: I’m having my birthday in Castlebar!
Darren: Fuck you. You are a disgrace you fucking dumb stupid butthead idiot.

John: Hey, that’s not nice, Castlebar is a good place!
Darren: * gestures with thumb towards John* Get a load of this average Castlebar glazer!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

CastleVazi

CastleVazi’s are a castlevania-inspired group that usually works with Neo-Nazi groups to target CastleVania fans, they aren’t kind. They are usually antisemitic and their symbol is the “Xi” (Ξ) in Greek. They are usually illiterate. They are also prevalent in the fandom. They are sometimes linked to TCC (Usually columbine). Their quotes are “The Three Lines Never Fade In The Fog” they usually don’t watch the show or play the games. or take photos. They are also racists. they hate on people for their skin color. their gender. They’re xenophobic. they worship Alucard. Juste Belmont. and Leon Belmont for their hair color and their eye color. (Cause they look like “the perfect European man”) .

“The Three Lines Never Fade In The Fog fellow CastleVazi..”

by theCVACguy October 5, 2025

Castle

a curse word for someone who doesn’t touch grass, one who only plays fortnite and roblox all day. MUST be capitalized like a name if you’re calling someone it though.

“god, you’re such a Castle, man.. stop gaming all day.”

by theactualbrainrotking December 1, 2025

warwick castle

having an orgy with greek yoghurt used as lubrication

i met this greek girl last night, and she invited me for a warwick castle

by Cx.G November 5, 2012