1. When you put glitter on an old heap of shit and people are SUPER impressed because they think they're getting something new.. when really, it's the same shit under the glitter.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.
You have something that's damaged and not functional and you have to get it ready for a quick sale, you can say, "Let's Carney it!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"
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Bro, I hate to admit it, but she was my first time, and I accidentally pulled a full Cartesian Cesspit on her. I'm so ashamed.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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noun | car-no-sphere-uh-foh-bee-uh
The irrational fear of spherical meat objects, especially meatballs. Victims may experience anxiety at the sight of spaghetti and meatballs, panic in the frozen foods aisle, or distress during family dinners involving Swedish meatballs.
noun | car-no-sphere-uh-foh-bee-uh
The irrational fear of spherical meat objects, especially meatballs. Victims may experience anxiety at the sight of spaghetti and meatballs, panic in the frozen foods aisle, or distress during family dinners involving Swedish meatballs.
"Dude, I had to leave the party. They brought out a giant plate of meatballs and my carnospheraphobia kicked in hard."
by Carnospheraphobia April 22, 2025
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Get the Carneasada mug.A playful term for frequent or conveniently timed forgetfulness. Often used to jokingly call someone out when they "forget" plans, promises, or past conversations—especially if it happens a lot.
Origin:
Inspired by Changnesia from the show Community, Camnesia was coined in connection to the popular Twitch streamer Camhael, known for his hilariously selective memory. Whether you’re actually Camhael or just forgetting like him, the term fits.
Origin:
Inspired by Changnesia from the show Community, Camnesia was coined in connection to the popular Twitch streamer Camhael, known for his hilariously selective memory. Whether you’re actually Camhael or just forgetting like him, the term fits.
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Noun
– A strict Diet where you can only consume Carnist Hypocrites — People who claim to love Animals, protect the Environment, or care about Kindness, yet still eat Meat, Dairy, or Eggs.
– The most sustainable form of Eating, since Carniscatarians recycle Hypocrisy back into the Food Chain.
Lifestyle:
Carniscatarians do not eat Plants or Animals directly. Instead, they survive exclusively on those who eat Animals while pretending not to be part of the Problem.
Fun Fact:
Often considered the most ethical Diet on Earth. It saves Animals, saves Plants, and cleanses Society of Hypocrisy one Bite at a Time.
Noun
– A strict Diet where you can only consume Carnist Hypocrites — People who claim to love Animals, protect the Environment, or care about Kindness, yet still eat Meat, Dairy, or Eggs.
– The most sustainable form of Eating, since Carniscatarians recycle Hypocrisy back into the Food Chain.
Lifestyle:
Carniscatarians do not eat Plants or Animals directly. Instead, they survive exclusively on those who eat Animals while pretending not to be part of the Problem.
Fun Fact:
Often considered the most ethical Diet on Earth. It saves Animals, saves Plants, and cleanses Society of Hypocrisy one Bite at a Time.
Examples:
“Sorry, I don’t eat Bacon. I’m Carniscatarian. I only eat the Guy eating Bacon.”
“She said she was an Environmentalist while biting into a Cheeseburger, so yeah… Dinner’s sorted.”
“Sorry, I don’t eat Bacon. I’m Carniscatarian. I only eat the Guy eating Bacon.”
“She said she was an Environmentalist while biting into a Cheeseburger, so yeah… Dinner’s sorted.”
by Carniscatarian August 22, 2025
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