Canadian Milkshake

Canadian Milkshake
Is only available in the months after a female has a baby..... First lactate her breast milk into a bowl. The man then bathes his ball in the bowl while getting head. Upon ejaculation the girl spits the seamen into the milk filled bowl and then drinks the entire contents.

last night was the first time jenny has had a Canadian Milkshake. She said the milky salty taste was new and strangely refreshing.

Canadian Milkshake by tiger duds September 10, 2009

canadian meat mittens 

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.

Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!

canadian meat mittens by Little BB November 23, 2013

canadian cream 

the art of canadian cream is the mix of semen, maple syrup, and vodka

“bruh my girl and i had sex the other night and we didn’t want to waste my cum so we make some good old canadian cream”

canadian cream by sadphant0m February 23, 2018

Canadian Can Job 

The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.

My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!

Canadian Can Job by Sportstop October 31, 2008

Canadian Midget 

When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.

Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.

Canadian Midget by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009

canadian lawn mower 

When you are fucking someone doggie style, and you pull their arms out from under them.

I was fucking that queer, and then i gave him a Canadian Lawn Mower.

canadian lawn mower by Publious Finch July 29, 2009

Canadian Prostitute 

A Canadian woman who you pay to give you a hug. (this is because the Canadians are too polite to pay people for sex)

That guy Bob is a real hoser, he cheated on his wife when he paid that Canadian prostitute to give him a hug.

Canadian Prostitute by ls614 June 16, 2011