Floor canon

When youre living on the floor at the night club

Kenneth was a floor canon last night

by Johans in the air January 29, 2024

morrison cabonilas

A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.

Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"

Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"

by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024

Cream Canon

When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick

I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night

by Good dick41 April 10, 2024

Artillery Canon

When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon

Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

Sausage-Canon

When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina

Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!

I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now

by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024

Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025

Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.

"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"

by notthatfunny November 7, 2019