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crotch gauze

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.
Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.
by Orpus August 21, 2005
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Crotch Mop

Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.
by KraigG December 14, 2008
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crotch boxing

used to describe sexual intercourse can also sometimes be used as a syntonym for fisting
yo john i spent the entire night crotch boxing with ur mom last nights
by kenny the kid February 10, 2008
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Crotch Mileage

A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
by darbizwell March 4, 2009
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Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy
I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.
by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008
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Crotch Rat

Crotch Rat /kräCH rat/

A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch

Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.
Fuck off you little Crotch Rat!

Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.

Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?
by Chrijones July 24, 2012
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Crotch Potato

noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes
man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes
by Action Aardvark February 23, 2011
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