7
beautiful,
hot, god-like idiots that ruined my life and is the cause of why my wallet is friggen SCREAMING at me. Members consists of;
Jin: aka the mama bird of the group, a fab princess, mr. Worldwide handsome, windshield laugh.
Suga: also known as Agust D, 'INFIRES', gon' wreck you up with that tongue technology
J-
Hope: has nicknames such as J-horse, J-nope and J-dope. And also, Hobi and sunshine. He is also the embodiment of the freaking
SUN.
RM/Rapmon: god of destruction, dada bird, leadermon. the most responsible of the group tbh. Done with BTS' english. Ships Yoonmin
afJimin: PROTECT THIS
BABY OMG I SWEAR TO GOD- *ahem* i mean.. A beautiful
boy that has the dancing and vocal skills of a god, short, also known as ChimChim (thanks Tony), Mochi, and Christian ChimChim. Has no jams. The jibooty bish-
V: Has a voice lower than my grades. Sweet
boi his grandparents died recently ;-; is the world's #
1 most handsome person, GOOFY AF
Jungkook: the golden Maknae, annoys his hyungs, a
cute-handsome bun. Somehow talented at 95% of the things he does. Makes fun of Jimin for his height but has a soft side for him-
Me: ...i-i.. *SCREE* THIS MV IS FABULOUS
Non-
army friend: what are you so excited about?
Me: BTS just released the official MV for Idol!! OMG I'M SOO EXCITED!
Friend: what the hell is BTS?
Me: .....
child, come, i'll teach you the ways of an ARMY and all the information about the 7 gods that ruined my life and
broke my wallet but in a positive way.
