John Browning

A gun designer with over 100 gun patents to his name, all of which were successfully sold and put into production. His first patent was for a rifle and sold for $8,000 during the late 1800s. Corrected for inflation, this would be enough to live off the interest in comfort. His most profitable design sold for an estimated $50,000. Many of his models are still in use today, such as the 1911 .45 ACP and the M2 machine gun, which is nearly unchanged beyond higher quality materials even to this day. Followed the engineering concept of KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

He was a member of the LDS faith, also known as Mormons.

John Browning was a genious with gun design.

by Napoleon the Clown July 8, 2006

brown mushroom

After a prolonged bout of anal sex, the giving party turns the recieving party around and proceeds to thwack them on the forehead with their penis/dildo leaving a brown mushroom in its stead. Also known as the brown mushroom to go, because one does not want to stick around after giving a brown mushroom.
notes: brown mushroom is only theoretical, poo does not actually stick to the penis in quantities that would make this act possible.

Johnny gave Jenny a brown mushrrom...to go.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Lemon Brown

A person from the story "The Treasure of Lemon Brown" of whom has been underlined every single time in the text book.

Is also a very gruesome sexual act where a woman releases feces onto a mans mouth. The women then shoves a lemon colored dildo down the mans throat thus hitting his gag reflex and inducing vomit onto the woman's bare chest as they get each other off. The man cums onto the girls chest, and then proceeds lick up the mixture.

"I'm Lemon Brown." "Pedophile!"

"Today were reading about Lemon Brown!" "You read porn in literature??" :O*Gasp* "I want to be in that class!"

by Sarah!Think of a username! March 6, 2010

the brown note

the frequency of sound that makes you uncontroably shit yourself!

i was walking down the street, saw a beautiful girl... then a noise sounded from afar and as we looked deep into eachothers eyes, we both shit ourselves uncontroably..... the brown note strikes again.

by Brandon B. And Nick K. June 11, 2006

Brown Bombers

Dropping some feces (turds,poop) in the toilet. The process of sending feces (turds poop) into the toilet bowl.

He had to rush to the bathroom to release some Brown Bombers right away.

by Max Powers2.0 January 23, 2009

Brown eyes

Brown eyes are amazing they are the truly underestimated ones for they are like black holes not from this world that are dragging you in, pulling you. They hid true mysteries behind their never ending wonder. All you can do is get lost in their darkness, their beauty, their mysteries.

Brown eyes may be to some boring but to other they are the eyes of darkness and are full of mysteries.

by Zazooba March 19, 2013

brown trout

An enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across North America that wasnt flushed.The brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.In your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the Yellow eyed Brown Trout<turd with corn inside> dont be alarmed its harmless.Warning although the word trout is in its name NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT THE BROWN TROUT.

Matt:Hey mom guess what?
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 27, 2005