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breeders

Breeder (n.)(adj.): A person(s) who posess any of the following charecteristics: Sleep with a shotgun, has under half of their teeth, owns, or lives in a home that formerly served as a school bus, has a shanty, or is named cledus or jethro. Also see: Hick, Inbread.
The other day we drove through Allen Town and saw a breeder humping his sister.
by alex December 5, 2004
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breeder binoculers

a gay person who checks out straightfolk.
When your gayday doesnt work
tony has his breeder binoculars on tonight.
by chunky 7 June 5, 2003
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cross breed

A Wes!!!!
Someone that is a cross between their mother and father????
by phill March 14, 2004
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Nick Brewer

He has the biggest dick ever! All the ladies want him. He also is a jock. He loves basketball. But really his dick is all that matters to him. he is very proud of it and slaps Brandon Bidese with it.
by Azbball November 9, 2010
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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
by Mpskyman April 24, 2023
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brewdog

v. to use alcoholic beverages as payment in debts or as gifts and bribes to resolve arguments or curry favors.
"Yeah I don't have any food to bring to the barbeque. I'll probably just brewdog it."

"Hey I know I owed Shaun that 200 dollars for a while, but when I brewdogged the party with a frozen keg, I think that pretty much killed it."
by sam2880 August 23, 2009
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Breeder

A Breeder is someone (Male or Female) you would have children with for the sole purpose of creating professional and olympic athletes. A breeder does not depend on looks. For example any woman over 6 foot is automatically a breeder and any man over 6'5" (regardless of looks). Hot people are not breeders; breeders are a separate class made to define the best people for creating strong athletes.
DAMNNN, check out that breeder!
Shes pretty cute,,,,nahhh shes a breeder.
Check out those thighs,,,definitely a breeder!
You squat 400!?.........Breeder
Did you see how high she can jump......breeder
by theycallmeF January 3, 2014
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