bread truck 

the evolution of muffin top. adj. when a muffin top just doesnt describe the girth.

look at the muffin top on that one.

thats no muffin top, thats a bread truck.

bread truck by choleric inc June 18, 2011

Bread Box

A vagina used that is commonly used.

wow, close your legs! Your breadbox smells!

Bread Box by Ali July 18, 2004

Bread crumming 

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money

I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming

Bread crumming by davidm998 January 30, 2017

Bread dick 

The long, thin shaped slice of bread (also known as the “guts” that are cut out of the center of Erbert and Gerbert’s bread loaves to make room for ingredients.

I like to dip my Erbert and Gerbert’s bread dicks in Ranch dressing.

Bread dick by Mooseman411 September 3, 2018

bread loaf 

Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.

"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."

bread loaf by Kfunky October 26, 2006

Bread Lady 

1. A Bread Lady is when somthing is not funny but when trying to tell it you cant stop laughing at it because it is so stupid, ruinign the joke.
2. When a person says "No because you just squished the bread and you are not even sorry" in response to a child wanting a candy bar.

Look look over there it is the bread lady!

Bread Lady by Danielfromsomwhere April 25, 2008

Bread gang 

A gang that people love bread

I like my bread gang

Bread gang by Cheesecake Master CCG January 30, 2017