backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street

The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard

by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018

brackeen

Annoying piece of shit but at the same time time cold hearted and kind they are good friends so you will love to love to have one as a friend

You're being such a brackeen today

by Wolfmansss72 May 4, 2018

backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018

Bracketology

The fine art of destroying half of the populations NCAA bracket pool by a No. 1 seed being beaten by a No. 16 seed team.

Dude my bracket was destroyed last night but hey, that's bracketology.

by Stevo the Great May 11, 2018

Bracketboom

When a No. 1 seed loses to a No.16 seed team in the NCAA tournament.

I was doing so good until Friday night when I got bracketboom.

by Stevo the Great May 11, 2018

Backyard Birding

The act of blinking your eyelashes on ones butthole to create a fluttering, tickle effect, preferably while performing oral sex.

I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.

That back yard birding was amazing.

Oooo, backyard bird me baby.

Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.

by CheeseWagstaff July 17, 2018

Brocky

Brocky is another term for someone you know to be a cunt or just a straight mean person in general.

“Dude that guy is the biggest brocky I know”
“Calling someone brocky is the biggest insult you could ever call someone if you know a Brocky”

by Thatguy2018 November 2, 2018