by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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by lili94jl March 4, 2007
Get the naw boss mug."Man, I just took that guy out like a boss!"
John faceplanted like a boss after getting hit with the dodgeball.
John faceplanted like a boss after getting hit with the dodgeball.
by flamingpeanut December 15, 2009
Get the Like a boss mug.Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Sallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Sallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!
by Nemoxicated April 15, 2009
Get the Like A Boss mug.When you are having sex, you ask the girl "Who's the boss?" and when she says your name, you respond "No bitch, Tony Danza's the boss!" and give her the donkey punch.
by Matt Bones May 3, 2005
Get the who's the boss mug.a worker who serves as a supervisor of other workers
by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2009
Get the straw boss mug.A combination of keys that can be pressed to close a program quickly. The most well known boss key is Alt+F4, this combination can close down almost all applications with some minor exceptions such as some full-screen video games. Although Alt+F4 is the standard boss key, some other applications have other combinations as well. Most internet browsers have another combination of boss key, Ctrl+W.
When a worker is on a program that he shouldn't be on. If the boss was to simply come into the worker's office or if the worker noticed that the boss was looming nearby, the worker could simply Alt+F4 and the application would be immediately closed. If the boss was to look at the worker's computer, all would be well. Hence why it's called the boss key.
The boss key also has other benefits. If you accidentally clicked on a link to last measure (or other shock site) to close the browser window down you could press one of the two boss keys and the browser would close.
Another boss key in Mozilla Firefox is Ctrl+Shift+W however this is a bad combination to use as a boss key for two reasons. One, if you have two or more tabs open (one containing work stuff and the rest containing the bad stuff) then Firefox puts up a dialogue box asking whether you want to save your tabs for when you next run Firefox if you have multiple tabs open so you will have to click on one of the buttons. One second can make a difference between getting away with it and getting fired!
When a worker is on a program that he shouldn't be on. If the boss was to simply come into the worker's office or if the worker noticed that the boss was looming nearby, the worker could simply Alt+F4 and the application would be immediately closed. If the boss was to look at the worker's computer, all would be well. Hence why it's called the boss key.
The boss key also has other benefits. If you accidentally clicked on a link to last measure (or other shock site) to close the browser window down you could press one of the two boss keys and the browser would close.
Another boss key in Mozilla Firefox is Ctrl+Shift+W however this is a bad combination to use as a boss key for two reasons. One, if you have two or more tabs open (one containing work stuff and the rest containing the bad stuff) then Firefox puts up a dialogue box asking whether you want to save your tabs for when you next run Firefox if you have multiple tabs open so you will have to click on one of the buttons. One second can make a difference between getting away with it and getting fired!
Worker 1: Dude, check out this hot naked chick!
Worker 2: Sweet! Hey Jimmy!
*Two minutes later*
Worker 3: Guys! The boss is in the office next door!
Worker 2: Shit! Press the boss key!
*Worker 1 presses Ctrl+W*
Worker 2: That was close.
*Boss comes in and leaves. A few minutes later...*
Worker 1: Woah, hey Lee, take a look at this!
Worker 2: Wow, I don't know they had games on here! Jimmy, keep an eye out for the boss would you.
Worker 3: Will do!
*Five minutes later*
Worker 3: The boss is coming!
Worker 2: Boss key, boss key!
*Worker 1 presses Alt+F4*
Worker 2: That was close.
Worker 2: Sweet! Hey Jimmy!
*Two minutes later*
Worker 3: Guys! The boss is in the office next door!
Worker 2: Shit! Press the boss key!
*Worker 1 presses Ctrl+W*
Worker 2: That was close.
*Boss comes in and leaves. A few minutes later...*
Worker 1: Woah, hey Lee, take a look at this!
Worker 2: Wow, I don't know they had games on here! Jimmy, keep an eye out for the boss would you.
Worker 3: Will do!
*Five minutes later*
Worker 3: The boss is coming!
Worker 2: Boss key, boss key!
*Worker 1 presses Alt+F4*
Worker 2: That was close.
by Alveron January 4, 2011
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