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borås

Sweden’s version of Ohio. Nobody knows what happens in that city.
Bara i Borås asså”
by huzz07 September 23, 2022
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Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor

20 hamburgers

19 hot dogs
18 children
17 POTATOES
16 pounds of keyboards

15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million
14 computers
13 me me big boys
12 donuts
11 dollars

10 friends
9 phones
8 packets of Pop Rocks
7 Legacy Video Maker clones
6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo
5 hockey pucks
4 packs of Skittles
3 autographs from Taylor Swift
2 Macbook Airs
1 girlfriend
Raussy: hello and welcome to lazy grockery store how can I help you waaaeaeaeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Borish: Me would like 20 hamburgers , 19 hot dogs, 18 children, 17 *pause* POTATOES, 16 pounds of keyboards, 15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million, 14 computers, 13 me me big boys, 12 donuts, 11 dollars, 10 friends, 9 phones, 8 packets of Pop Rocks, 7 Legacy Video Maker clones, 6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo, 5 hockey pucks, 4 packs of Skittles, 3 autographs from Taylor Swift, 2 Macbook Airs, and 1 girlfriend.” (Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor)
Kayloo/Gayloo: And I would like a tomato.
*👁️👄👁️”
Raussy: O.M.G. Kay-I-You how dares you want tomato, that’s it, yous grounses. Anyways, that will be $69,420………”
by wubbableseiebe October 22, 2022
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borisz

the sweetest boy ive ever met<33333 hes so lovely<3
omg borisz? hes so nice<333
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Borås

Def 1.

The worst place on earth, sometimes defined as the entrance to the Devil's kingdom, and sometimes the literal hell.
Nothing that gets into Borås will ever return as they were. The few people that have actually escaped are unrecognisable, in some cases the body is completely destroyed (aka they're dead), and in some very lucky(or unfortunate, depending on how you see it) cases they've been traumatized with absolutely zero hope in ever recovering. If an object has gone to Borås, it will be returned not working/broken/will never be able to use. A product created in Borås is defective.

Def. 2

An adjective to describe an object or a person. Basically a synonym to bad. The word implies that the person or thing in question have been created in/been to Borås, and therefore is of bad quality.
Ex.1
"Hey, that phone of yours isn't looking well"

"Yeah, it's been to Borås"

Ex.2

*Watching Riverdale*

"This is such a Borås film"
by Theholymary November 28, 2022
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boris

boris is a name of a giga chad, it's a very powerful name, ful of grace and sdrumagine.

A used sentence is:
boris che cazzo fai!!!

or

boris sdrumalloooooo
by anonymous December 6, 2022
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Boolshitteiro

Someone who bullshits from the perspective of a Portuguese Avô/grandmother.
I know that I should have won bingo. She is a boolshitteiro.
by Avô Cecilia December 18, 2022
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Boris Shoes

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
by Rat.boi January 30, 2023
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