A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.
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"Charles forgot our anniversary Veronica, I taught him a lesson by treating him to a 'Blood Muffin' he won't forget that I can tell you."
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by The gay one June 8, 2019
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i gotta admit there are a lot of reasons ps4 sucks but bloodborne is just such a fucking masterpiece and it has the best DLC on the planet. There is no reason you should not play bloodborne. PC port will never happen the game has been out for 6 years. Just go buy a ps4 (or ps5) and play bloodborne.
i gotta admit there are a lot of reasons ps4 sucks but bloodborne is just such a fucking masterpiece and it has the best DLC on the planet. There is no reason you should not play bloodborne. PC port will never happen the game has been out for 6 years. Just go buy a ps4 (or ps5) and play bloodborne.
1) Person 1 (an intellectual); PS4 is so much better than PC
Person 2 (a smooth brain); No it's not you have to pay for ps+ to even use online stuff and buy a new console whenever one comes out to even play every game.
Person 1 (an intellectual); Yes we do, but we can play Bloodborne tho
Person 2 (Smart now); *wrinkles begin growing on his brain so it's not smooth anymore* Sorry I'm stupid I'll go buy one now PC sucks
2) Person 3 (A smooth brain); I left a bad review on bloodborne because it's ps4 exclusive and I only play PC because it's master race
Person 2 (An intellectual now); you should just buy a ps4 and play bloodborne.
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Person 2 (a smooth brain); No it's not you have to pay for ps+ to even use online stuff and buy a new console whenever one comes out to even play every game.
Person 1 (an intellectual); Yes we do, but we can play Bloodborne tho
Person 2 (Smart now); *wrinkles begin growing on his brain so it's not smooth anymore* Sorry I'm stupid I'll go buy one now PC sucks
2) Person 3 (A smooth brain); I left a bad review on bloodborne because it's ps4 exclusive and I only play PC because it's master race
Person 2 (An intellectual now); you should just buy a ps4 and play bloodborne.
3) this definition was sponsored by raid shadow legends
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'...one of the best friends I've ever had...but when I play cards with him, I do my level best to cut his throat and he tries to cut mine. In the trade, this characteristic is called Alligator Blood.'
'...one of the best friends I've ever had...but when I play cards with him, I do my level best to cut his throat and he tries to cut mine. In the trade, this characteristic is called Alligator Blood.'
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