Mouth Block

When one prevents another from being able to come to his/her house and eat his/her mother's food.

1.) Friend - "Sorry man, you can't come over, I have a ton of chores I need to get done"

You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"

2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.

by tycoon34 January 4, 2011

on the block list

to block someone on any social medias

that nigga stressing me out imma put him on the block list

by gggdude November 9, 2018

pisser's block

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.

Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.

by faldok August 15, 2012

guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you presenting at the convention this year ?"

"Nah. Got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

Pod-blocked

One who prevents another from playing their iPod on the stereo amongst a group of people.

I was playing music on the stereo with my iPod when Phil out of nowhere plugged in his iPod. Phil "pod-blocked" me, that prick.

by 1DaftPunk April 14, 2012

Blocks Moment

That one person that think he is so funny but really isnt. Usually their names are something like "blockseverywere" or "squidy"

Blockseverywere.. what a Blocks Moment

by Megaman1231 April 28, 2022

tremp-block

1. to stand in the middle of the road while hitchhiking which discourages drivers from stopping.
2. to ignore tremping (hitchhiking) etiquette and jump into a tremp if there is someone else who was waiting before you.

that guy just totally tremp-blocked you. you've been here for an hour and he just got here.

by dcan January 17, 2011