blapse

to make love to / fuck a member of the opposite sex

i blapsed this fat girl last night...

by Canary July 4, 2003

bless up

A retard's way of saying "God Bless you." because their brain has a lower processing power than a potato.

Man 1: Hey, how's it going?
Man 2: Bless Up! Heh, YOLO man!

by D33tly April 14, 2016

Blesbian

A girl who basically likes other girls, not a total lesbian, but they might as well be.

Did you hear that girl is a blesbian?
No way, so she likes girls?
Basically.

by k8eMozelee November 13, 2011

God Bless America

An unconstitutional phrase coined by segregationists. You're free to say it as a citizen, but not as a politician.

Amendment 1:
Congress shall make NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Non-specific Republican President: May God Bless America by smiting insert group of people the USA is at was with here for us! Yeehaw!

by False-Profit June 6, 2011

blapse

To provide pleasure for a woman who is under the illusion she is catching the bargs!

Girl 1 to Girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?

Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.

Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?

Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!

by Jack ALexander July 7, 2003

bless you dick

when your dick cums and releases the cum

i said "bless you dick" when i cummed

by dickey March 17, 2005

Bless Up

A word used by a football player before a game when there in no chance of winning.

Alex screamed bless up every game day

by Fund my Cat December 2, 2016